Snobby Customers Beware!

Better watch your tone with the cashiers!

All I Want for Christmas

is Farties and Whips.

Oh Yes!

Enjoy your happy times.

Will Your Wife Smile at Your Funeral?

Finally got rid of the darn loser! Good riddance.

Woah! Don't Answer That Cell Phone!

- St. George Zoning Department

A Momentary Lapse in Judgment

8 plus 5 is 13, Dad!

Yesterday my wife and I needed to go somewhere, but our thirteen year old daughter who usually babysits for us was gone. We were wondering what to do because our other kids are all younger when Kai chimed in: "Mimi's 8 and I'm 5. That makes 13 so we can stay by ourselves Dad." Good one buddy. I'll have to remember that line of reasoning when DCFS shows up...

Lawyers Call Fund Managers Honest

Gotta love that headline!

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/content/mobile/705342792/Lawyers-call-fund-managers-honest.html